February 2011
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January 2011
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Oh my God, I hate today! Legitimate sequence of...
First my phone gets disconnected.
Then I get my period (sorry if that’s too much information but I don’t give a fuck right now cause it sucks).
Then I find out ticket prices went up for the weekend I wanna go up to Boston. This is followed by Amtrak’s booking system crashing when I submit my order, therefore, still no ticket.
And now I’m hungry and there is no...
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Jack taught me not to wear tan slacks with a tan turtleneck. I thought it looked...
– 30 Rock
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There are two types of greetings:
Friends:
Best friends:
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3AM sesh
Tommy: I also went to Cheers
Me: The original or the one in Faneuil Hall?
Tommy: Uhh..
Me: Was it next to the park or was it no where near a park?
Tommy: Uhh..
Me: One is literally across the street from the Public Garden..
Tommy: Dude, you're asking WAY too much of me right now. Whoa.. there's a lot of booty goin' on in this commercial.